OK, if you’re me you’re officially OK with being seen crying to hardcore sensitive films like “Crossroads“, but if you’re Zak Tell, the singer of Clawfinger, you’re hardcore, you’re so cool, you’re the best, and you’re writing stuff like this:

You’re just another soldier and you’re doing the dying
You’re a symbol of a nation so boy stop crying

That’s pretty emo. How about this, then:

I’m not afraid of competition cos I’m know that I’m best
And you haven’t got a chance to even pass my little test
Even if you wanted to you couldn’t pay the price
There ain’t no room for losers in my perfect paradise

God damn! Then, how come WTPA’s found rumours spreading, saying that Mr. Tell is:

* afraid of going outside in case it’s too cold
* crying to “Brokeback Mountain”
* collecting My Little Ponies
* a forum member of the following site

Rumours are saying that he also uses band-aids after he cuts himself while making emo food. Damn! When will this stop? We’re keeping our ear to the ground, people, and will keep you posted if anything happens. In the meantime, here’s a fresh copy of the above picture that the band’s publicist forgot to censor before we got hold of it!