Have you ever read Perez Hilton? Fuck that shit. We know you’re missing gossip about other people than Posh, Britney and Brangelina so we’re here to fill that void.

Ever wanted to know what cologne The Brians from Lightning Bolt are wearing? Has Dave from Tokyo Police Club changed his hair, or what? Does Lovefoxxx from CSS ever wash her sequinned dress?

We need that info. We know that you do, too.

The name of this blog is from this article on Britney getting arrested and is a celebration of her genius, rather than dissing her. Everybody wants a party, and who needs one more than Britney? Go, girl.